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Advice for the AardInvestor
Written by Nibbly

If you're like me, and I know *I* am, you're looking for a new way to invest your hard earned capital in Aylor. Sure, you've bought your set of AardEq, your Manor survived the real estate bubble with its value intact, and you've even added some mastery and potential with some wealth left over.  The bank's interest rate is crap, so like any shrewd investor, you're looking for options with a good ROI. it may be time to consider buying channel futures!

This volatile market may not be right for those just starting to invest in their Wolf-IRA, but for the high roller, diversification into channel futures is essential (and maybe mandatory if the V4 scuttlebutt proves
to be true).  Suze Orman agrees--channel futures are the perfect garnish on the filet mignon of your investment portfolio. Below is Nibbly's Buy-Sell-Hold guide to channel futures printed here for free
(normally a 2 Tp value!) for the discerning investor's perusal.

Question/Answer - BUY!

Question, or 'Newbie' for Oldbies, is primed to pick up steam as Suze Orman agrees--channel futures are the perfect garnish on the filet mignon of your investment portfolio.the tester team pushes their surfeit of new areas through the test port and onto the unsuspecting people of Aylor.  Look for Abelinc to have a special IPO on his emerald map macro as mudders of all tiers scramble to find their CP mobs in frightening
new territory.

Rauction - SELL!

With keepall now de rigueur, look to see action on this channel fall faster than Kimr's pesky weeds. 

RP - BUY!

Cheaper than Nobletalk, wardrums and racetalk combined, this is the deal of the year.  Look for activity on this channel to pick up as more and more people become disillusioned with life as we know it and the Mayan apocalypse approaches.

Wang - HOLD!

There will always be dragbies and 186ers needing a drag harder than a nic-fitting starbucks barista.  This may turn to a SELL as mob health has plummeted, and nearly everyone will be T9 by the end of 2011.  Well, except Mandorallen. So keep your eyes peeled for the next installment of Nibbly's guide to questionable investment strategies.

Nib OUT.


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