At 2am mudtime this morning, local authorities received a phone call from a distressed resident of Aardestates 2000.  Apparently some “bum”, as she referred to him, had been residing on her front porch for several hours.  When the police arrived, they found none other than Lasher, chief architect of Aardwolf.  Reeking of alcohol and looking disheveled, authorities attempted to detain Mr. Lasher to ask a few questions.  However, after a tirade about the porch’s cleanliness, Mr. Lasher disappeared.  His whereabouts remains unknown.

With a growing concern about the lack of development in Aardwolf, this event causes Lasher’s devotion to his job to come into greater question.  Lasher’s state, as described by the authorities, suggests all-night parties and binge-drinking.  These activities would explain Lasher’s recent idleness.  When asked for a statement, the Wolf Administration refused to comment.  With donations currently being open, one has to wonder where all that money is being spent.  We will keep you updated as future events unfold.