The Gaardian - The Fashionably Late 2017 Edition

What's Cooking

Snooky's German Spaghetti Recipe
Written by Snooky (3201 views)

Goddamnit, we're hungry now.

Current Events

The Batcatcher*
Written by VelvetLies (4634 views)

Is one little typo enough to slow down the smartest of hunting machines?

Pokémon Go invades Aardwolf
Written by Mandorallen (3366 views)

The Pokémon Go craze is taking over Aardwolf, and it's not PIKA PIKA pretty.

News

Geeky T9 Discovered Wife is an Ugly Male Catfishing Him for EQ
Written by Xiweida (4269 views)

As the old adage goes, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

Talk of the Town

The secret to Snooky's newfound wealth
Written by Mandorallen (6548 views)

How does a player with fewer than 100 quests have hundreds of millions of gold in the bank? Find out inside!

Talk of the Town (con't)

Mark Zuckerberg Finally Admits to Having Played Aardwolf
Written by Zoot (3907 views)

The story of how Facebook really started.

Helper Interviews

WELP Better Know a Helper: Chich
Written by Snooky (3955 views)

WELP Better Know a Helper is a contribution from Aardwolf's very own Snooky. We at the Gaardian believe that WELP might stand for "Was Elvis Living Proof?" Which makes perfect sense if you think about it!

WELP Better Know a Helper: Metria
Written by Snooky (3103 views)

WELP Better Know a Helper is a contribution from Aardwolf's very own Snooky. We at the Gaardian believe that WELP might stand for "Who Else Likes Potatoes?" Which makes perfect sense if you think about it!

Self-Help

Superhero Stats Saving
Written by Liber (3733 views)

Starting September 25, 2016, Aardwolf saw a major change in how stats are saved across remorts/retiers. This generated a lot of confusion, bots stopped working and had to be rewritten, a lot of blood was spilled on the altar of PKstats and countless arguments were kindled on the Imm (profane language approved) channel.