Preliminary reports are in for a new product aimed at shopping addiction.

Some people will believe anything, but Gaardian readers only seem to fall for the age old falsity that Aardwolf may some day become pay-to-play. Here's our response.

Snooky's recent purchasing activity seems to point to a revival of the pub, but precious little information has been uncovered thus far. A telling silence could be a vital clue...

It takes a speshul person to argue with a lunatic, but it could be the other way around too. Especially when one of them has seen a few movies.

Some super secret ideas that will be added to everyone's favourite MUD in the near future.

Protests meet anti-protests as The West Aylorian Church of Starlight preaches on the streets, and there is only one winner: paranoid lunacy.

 T0 R2 Warrior torches orphanage with uncontrolable fireball.

Don't you hate it when you can only come up with 8 items for your Top Ten list?

Who went for a beer after work ? who met an Imm ? Who asked questions ? Who had to pay ?

 Barkin's attempt at poetry fails miserably.  Seeks help from web.

Come with me on a trip to the land of high seas, devilry and the Devil himself.

Unexpected language trends result in a shortage of letters. Read more to find out how you can survive!

Does musical taste impact the way you play the game?

The recent trend of lubbydubby romantics has come to an end as the starstudded glamour-couple Henry and Gale have broken it off and sued each other.