The Gaardian - A Taste of Fall

Research & Development

The Aardwolf Smarticle
Written by Willmek (1794 views)

Playing Aardwolf has finally been guaranteed to increase you real life intelligence!

Mensa And Aardwolf
Written by Demaciado (1696 views)

Can Aardwolf make you smarter? Exclusive here!

News

Striking Miners Aspire to Elicit Worldwide Gold Shortage
Written by Willmek (1770 views)

Will picketing mine workers force Aardwolfians to exchange their gold coins for a new form of currency?

News (con't)

Aardwolfian Mind-Computer Interface System Now Available
Written by Willmek (2037 views)

Have you ever wanted Aardwolf to be more than just words drifting down a screen? A newly released brain implant makes this desire a reality!

Santa Claus "Dreading Next Month"
Written by Wolfe (1797 views)

In a candid interview given at a secret location this week, Santa Claus admitted he wasn't looking forward to the coming holidays.

Current Events

Toilets 'R' Us
Written by Willmek (1825 views)

Have you ever been perplexed at how your character is always eating and drinking and then ending up with very little to show for it? It looks like this wee discrepancy has finally been rectified!

Current Events (con't)

New department store to open in downtown Aylor
Written by Mandorallen (2092 views)

A massive department store will be opening next month in the Grand City of Aylor and will feature brand-name apparel, accessories and footwear for all races and classes.

Aard Life

lolAard
Written by Kittenbane (1776 views)

Science Report

Stoners Stoked to Smoke a Toke
Written by Morrolan (1779 views)

Have you ever found yourself out of stock and thought, man, this is harshing my mellow?