The Gaardian - The September Issue

Edutainment

Why I Lasertag
Written by Nibbly (2166 views)

Thinking of developing Carpal Tunnel?? Try Lasertag!

Tasteless Humor

Top 10 Porn Parody Areas
Written by Morrolan (1924 views)

Does this really need an intro? Just click it. Click it hard! Yes, Faster, faster, harder, harder!

Entertainment

Pushing it to the Redline
Written by Danj (1737 views)

Macross meets Wacky Races in this brilliant new feature-length anime.

Entertainment (con't)

Death's House In The Middle Of His Street
Written by Demaciado (1705 views)

Questors keep up your guard, there are ghoulies about.

Daily Blessing or Daily Curse
Written by Malak (2397 views)

There was recently a new addition called Daily Blessing. While the masses love it, in reality it is going to be our end of days.

Lifestyle

Food Fads 2011
Written by VelvetLies (1964 views)

If 3000 Quest Points seems like too high of a price for complete appetite control, you may want to try one of these contemporary diets.

News

Evil Imms Getting Abused
Written by Wrilley (1779 views)

Identity theft, defamation of character, laundering money for the drug cartels operating out of Florida, the Evil Imms are responsible for two of these things.

Local authorities to shutdown lottery
Written by Mandorallen (2064 views)

After a year of running on the loose, the Gaardian Lottery finally met its demise when local authorities assembled to permanently shutdown the shady and unsanctioned gambling operation.

Your Mom

Now with 300% more of your Blessing RDA!!!
Written by Fiendish (1936 views)

Random, my ass. Life is just so unfair sometimes.