Leading religious figures around the world were rocked today, following a 14-hour discussion on gossip channel proving the non-existence of God.

Citizens of Midgaard are becoming increasingly concerned with the rising levels of LOL emissions coming from MUD channels, it was discovered yesterday.

Sources say that the immortals are planning to implement a new piece of equipment for the eyes.

Recent findings by Midgaard economists have discovered that the cumulative sums of gold pieces in the Bank of Midgaard are threatening to destroy the world.

The case of Wolfe vs. the Order of the Bard continued into it's fourth day today, following accusations of mismanaged trials during the former Immortal's application to the clan.