Yeah, -----es, I'm back up in this one horse coffee shack with a penchant for prose, and this espresso bar is compatible with my orbiting brain lasers...
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Look, here's the deal, the god's honest truth, the peppercorn in your Sunday bologna. And there's no point in sugarcoating this, because you'd just eat that too...