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Ringing in the Year of the Rat
Written by VelvetLies

10. I will fix my speedwalks.
9. I will start/stop playing the lottery.
8. I will stop buying/summoning pets with obscene names.
7. I will not crash the MUD.
6. I will leave my manor at least once a day.
5. I will RTFAB.
4. I will not mischan my 'private' conversations.
3. I will always remember to Q Complete before idling.
2. I will spend more time on port 6555 AND remember to vote.
1. I WILL USE ALL CAPS, ALL THE TIME. AND YOU WILL LOVE IT.


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