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Geeky T9 Discovered Wife is an Ugly Male Catfishing Him for EQ
Written by Xiweida

"In the beginning it was like my dreams were coming true," the T9 relayed on the condition of anonymity.  "When I first met my wife, she was very sweet and looking for help with the game."  After placing her on his ftalk, she began to engage in some serious flirting with our lovable dupe.

Their relationship really took off when he asked for a picture and received a photo of a perky, cute adolescent wearing UGGs and hoop earrings.  "That convinced me that she was the one and I decided to propose an in-game marriage.  She was so hot, and I thought she totally respected the amount of hours I had spent in the game botting to T9."

But then the story took a dark turn.  After a few weeks of marriage, with him showering her with gold and aard EQ, he proposed meeting her for coffee.  "She flatly refused Their relationship really took off when he asked for a picture and received a photo of a perky, cute adolescent wearing UGGs and hoop earringsagain and again.  I started to suspect something was up, that maybe she didn't think I was all that interesting after she started to ignore my sexting on the spouse channel and demanded even more EQ and dragging."

So, he did some digging, first discovering that the photo was stolen from a popular tumblr blogger devoted to UGGs and piecing together clues eventually found an accurate photo of his wife, who was really a 19 year old male from Duluth, Minnesota.  "I feel so violated.  I had spent quality time with the photo he sent me, only to discover he was really a teenage male with a soft, shitty body."

Nevertheless, he says he has learned a valuable lesson.  "Of course I will be divorcing 'her'.  Next time, however, I will insist on a notarized photo.  I guess you can never be too careful."


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