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A Retraction
Written by Fiendish

*AHEM*

I would like to sincerely apologize to Timeghost and the rest of the immortal staff for perpetrating a wrongness upon them. The entirety of last edition's article titled "The Long Arm of the Law" was made up. It was a heinous lie and none of it was true. Well, part of it was true. I did have a decently long conversation with Timeghost, but the contents of the conversation were completely altered. In order to correct my greivous error of judgement, I present to you now the entire actual conversation that took place. Again, I would like to apologize for my previous affrontery.

17 Feb 15:00 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you 'Hi.'
17 Feb 15:00 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost 'Yeah?'
17 Feb 15:01 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you 'I have a question for you.'
17 Feb 15:01 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost 'And how does that make you feel?'
17 Feb 15:01 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost 'Haha. Never mind. What's your question?'
17 Feb 15:01 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you 'How is babby formed?'
17 Feb 15:01 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you 'How girl get pragnent?'
17 Feb 15:02 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost 'Ahh. That is an important question. Well, you see...'
17 Feb 15:02 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost '
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids .'
17 Feb 15:04 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you 'the reason I'm asking is...'
17 Feb 15:05 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost 'shut up and let me finish'
17 Feb 15:06 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you 'Hey, that's not nice. I'm just asking a simple question.'
17 Feb 15:07 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost (AFK) 'Yeah yeah. Whatever. Listen marzipan, you want my help you let me give it. Don't go interrupting me.'
17 Feb 15:08 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you 'Ok, ok. Please continue.'
17 Feb 15:08 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost (AFK) 'Right. Where was I?'
17 Feb 15:10 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost (AFK) 'Oh yeah.
they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots'
17 Feb 15:15 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you 'Ohhhhh. That explains everything. Thanks. I wasn't clear on that before.'
17 Feb 15:16 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost 'No problem.'
17 Feb 15:17 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you 'Hey, can I ask you something else?'
17 Feb 15:18 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost 'Ok, but only if you do it in iambic pentameter.'
17 Feb 15:18 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you 'Uhhh...
So I heard you like Mudkips...'
17 Feb 15:18 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost 'Dude. That was so unshakespearean. But
MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS.'
17 Feb 15:19 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you '
O RLY? So, would you ever **** a Mudkips, that is..'
17 Feb 15:20 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost 'OF COURSE.'
17 Feb 15:20 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you '
Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and...'
17 Feb 15:21 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost 'GIMME'
17 Feb 15:21 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost '
EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF'
17 Feb 15:21 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you 'Hey, hey, stop that. HEY! LISTEN!'
17 Feb 15:21 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost 'Ok, Navi.'
17 Feb 15:22 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you 'Listen. I was playing basketball with some friends where I grew up when these guys came and picked a fight. I threw a punch at one of them, but I missed, and he beat me up. When I got home I told my mom and she got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air". I whistled for a cab, and when it came near the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror.'
17 Feb 15:23 - You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost 'Let me guess. You thought that this cab might be a little bit rare, but you decided to get in anyway?'
17 Feb 15:23 - A Ghost Of Timeghost tells you 'Yeah man. Thrones and all that. :)'

 

Again. This is how the conversation actually went. The one published last time is completely wrong.


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