2009 To Bring Joy and More to Aardwolf!
The waiting is almost over...
1. Best New Command - Who Hottie
Forget 'who female'. Sexual orientation is so 1990's! Gender doesn't matter nearly as much as general hotness.
2. Winter Weather SWs
Slick paths interrupt normal travel. On your way to Rosewood Castle, you slip on a pactch of ice and find yourself in the Mountains of Desolation.
3. JloR triumphs continue!
After bagging the interview with Lasher, Rezit books Jesus and Obama in summer 2009.
4. Pockets 3-10
Coming in v4, along with conversion to 12 tier system.
5. Continued Satisfaction Guaranteed!
6. Santa Code Modification
Instead of a brief visit to bestow gifts upon players, Santa will remain in Aylor all year long, singing holiday carols in a chipmunk voice.
7. Aardwolf: THE MUSICAL!
Casting calls begin in February, rehearsals in March, tour launches in June. Stay tuned for dates/cities to be announced!
**Preparations for Aardwolf: ON ICE! will begin in September.
8. Random Psi-chic Prediction from the Mental Institute:
A clan of unknown origin will (un)voluntary rename their leader rank to Ass Clown.
9. The ACPD Adopts Conservation Concerns
Leaked documents indicate a motion for a new penalty for wasting letters by spamming, grammatical errors, and/or using an incorrect channel.
10. More Activity From Testers!
A small group formed to concentrate on identification and effects of performance enhancing drugs and Aardwolf will release it's findings at the end of the first quarter.
Head back for more!