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Search for Aardwolf's ruination continues
Written by Mandorallen
Several people have proposed causes for Aardwolf's recent ruination. Here are this month's culprits:
  • Chuft is ruining the MUD.
  • Bremen is ruining the MUD.
  • Ardens is planning to ruin the MUD shortly.
  • Imms (especially Xantcha) are ruining the MUD.
  • Builders are ruining the MUD.
  • Ivar is ruining the MUD.
  • Ivar's daughter is ruining the MUD.
  • Clan eq is ruining the MUD.
  • Gameload eq is ruining the MUD.
  • Imm eq is ruining the MUD.
  • TP buyers are ruining the MUD.
  • TP sellers are ruining the MUD.
  • Inactive players are ruining the MUD.
  • Active players are ruining the MUD.
  • Ill lit turat ppl r ruinin teh MUD.
  • Aztec names are ruining the MUD.
  • Cute names are ruining the MUD.
  • Happy people are ruining the MUD.
  • Reboots are ruining the MUD.
  • Changes are ruining the MUD.
  • Lack of changes are ruining the MUD.
  • 300-moves speedwalks are ruining the MUD.
  • V3 is ruining the MUD.
  • V2 is ruining the MUD.
  • V4 is ruining the MUD.
  • Midgaard is still ruining the MUD.
  • In particular, the non-existent north gate of Aylor (formerly the east gate of Midgaard) is ruining the MUD.
  • Snakes on a plane are ruining the MUD.
  • World of Warcraft is ruining the MUD.
  • Open source is ruining the MUD.
  • Illegal gambling is ruining the MUD.
  • Defective wine is ruining the MUD.
  • Beef (but not pork) is ruining the MUD.
  • Large fish bones are ruining many MUDs.
  • Your breath is ruining the MUD.
  • Your mom is ruining the MUD.
  • Your grandma is ruining the MUD.
  • Pubic hair outgrowth is ruining the MUD.
  • Cockfags are ruining the MUD.

 

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Ruining-the-MUD statements are ruining the MUD.

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