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September 3rd: The September Issue

Running N E W S will not take you far, so Gaardian brings you the news from all over.

October 17th Birthday Alert: There are no Aardwolf birthdays happening today.

Your Mom
Now with 300% more of your Blessing RDA!!!
Written by Fiendish  (1111 views)

Random, my ass. Life is just so unfair sometimes.

Why I Lasertag
Written by Nibbly  (1382 views)

Thinking of developing Carpal Tunnel?? Try Lasertag!

Pushing it to the Redline
Written by Danj  (1030 views)

Macross meets Wacky Races in this brilliant new feature-length anime.

Daily Blessing or Daily Curse
Written by Malak  (1298 views)

There was recently a new addition called Daily Blessing.  While the masses love it, in reality it is going to be our end of days. 

Death's House In The Middle Of His Street
Written by Demaciado  (921 views)

Questors keep up your guard, there are ghoulies about.

Evil Imms Getting Abused
Written by Wrilley  (965 views)

Identity theft, defamation of character, laundering money for the drug cartels operating out of Florida, the Evil Imms are responsible for two of these things.

Local authorities to shutdown lottery
Written by Mandorallen  (998 views)

After a year of running on the loose, the Gaardian Lottery finally met its demise when local authorities assembled to permanently shutdown the shady and unsanctioned gambling operation.

Food Fads 2011
Written by VelvetLies  (1072 views)

If 3000 Quest Points seems like too high of a price for complete appetite control, you may want to try one of these contemporary diets.

Tasteless Humor
Top 10 Porn Parody Areas
Written by Morrolan  (1170 views)

Does this really need an intro? Just click it. Click it hard! Yes, Faster, faster, harder, harder!


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