They said it couldn't be done, and we laughed in their faces so you can laugh in ours.
Have you been playing long enough to recognize some of these in yourself?
The future of Aardwolf is now. Do YOU know where we're headed?
We scoured our calendars and "credible" internet sources to find the right holiday for this issue's release. Here's what we found...
Death Messages, Newbie Questions, Failed Raids. Not only can you NOT ignore them, you want to look and enjoy the misfortune of others. Look inside for more train wrecks.
Visiting style guru Pompon von Puffball reports the most popular trends.
A new wish is rumored to be advancing upon Aardwolf.
The state of things as told by me.
The most anticipated war in the history of the mud.
We've cranked on the Wayback Machine and revived our past issues.
In a stunning turn of events in McDonaldland, Mayor McCheese has turned in his letter of resignation, ending decades of stability in the bountiful town.
Our source at the Department of Official Records and Notices can't comment further on the following happenings.
A new study could explain why so many mobs are missing their teeth.
It is estimated that hundreds of players across Aardwolf are affected by Hoarding. Could you be one of them? Local business owners believe they can help players take the first step to overcoming their compulsive retention habits.
Sneak peek at the upcoming clan league system. Will your clan be promoted or relegated?
New areas popping up all over. Good for leveling, bad for the environment?
Nefarious elements of the underground gold earning establisment crashed Andolor intentionally!
A new contest encourages adventurers to mix it up. Get ready for the brew-HAHAHA.