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News
Architect Found Intoxicated on Resident’s Doorstep
Written by Bernicus  (917 views)

At 2am mudtime this morning, local authorities received a phone call from a distressed resident of Aardestates 2000.

 
Deluge of Roses
Written by Ilyssa  (891 views)

Earlier today, a deluge of roses of every variety (both real and imagined) arrived for Gaardian Editor-In-Chief, Alhena. This reporter managed to examine the card attached, which was signed "Your secret admirer".

 
 
News (con't)
Aliens Secretly Controlling the Imms of Aardwolf
Written by Marahar  (938 views)

In an interview with Ravi, the controller of all things trivia, it was revealed that it was really an alien.

 
Wolfe looks for fresh reasons to delay new issues
Written by Erekose  (889 views)

Following the launch of the Midgaardian Publishing Group's new Content Management System (CMS), it was reported that founder and Editor-in-Chief Wolfe was looking with increasing desperation to find excuses to avoid publishing new issues of the semi-popular newspaper.

 
Couple Detained for Lewd Behavior
Written by Ruyven  (908 views)

When it comes to public love, perhaps there is a line.

 
News (con't)
Gaardian Seeks to Upgrade Leadership
Written by Bernicus  (932 views)

As a young and up-and-coming clan, Gaardian constantly seeks ways to better itself.

 
Sought for Eyewitness(es) to Mysterious Death
Written by Kerensky  (907 views)

A mysterious death was reported to the Cityguard at 4.35 am today.

 
Current Events
Rapid Transportation Network announced by Ivar Enterprises
Written by Kerensky  (900 views)

Gaardian reporters were roused early this morning for a surprise press conference by Ivar Enterprises.  It was called to announce the formation of a new division within his Corporation: Rapid Transportation Network.

 
Current Events (con't)
Dallying While Releasing Issue Sends One Editor-In-Chief to the Hospital
Written by Staff Reporter  (892 views)

Sir Mandy Mandorallen is in critical condition at Aardwolf Hospital after an upset immortal roasted his toes for twelve continuous hours.

 
Extra! Extra! Espresso
Written by Wispen  (930 views)

Just a couple of days ago, the offices of Gaardian were bursting with excited news reporters. The same people who calmly confronted monsters for quotes and written articles about catastrophes bounced around in anticipation. The mountains of papers remained as they were too tense to work.

 

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