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December 11th: December '05 edition
March 24th Birthday Alert! Happy Birthday to Atomic (45), Cyris, Starman (54), Tomz (42) and Zaxell (34)!

Written by Mandorallen  (968 views)

Classifieds. Aardwolf-style.

Current Events
Wolfe calls accusations of vanity publishing "Blindingly Obvious"
Written by Wolfe  (1000 views)

In a hastily called public conference yesterday, Editor-in-chief Wolfe responded to the accusations being made by various sources, claiming that the Midgaardian Publishing Group was nothing more than a group of individuals pandering to their own egos and calling it a clan.

Weight problems in Aardwolf: Anorexia on the rise
Written by Wispen  (899 views)

A recent study on the lifestyle habits of the people in Aardwolf have shown that is an alarming number of anorexia and bulimic creatures in Aardwolf.

Current Events (con't)
Immolation at Gaardian AGM!
Written by Kerensky  (857 views)

An Annual General Meeting (AGM) was recently held at Gaardian Clan Hall to update Gaardian shareholders on the current direction Gaardian is headed. Hosted by Mandorallen, the AGM started off with a giggle.

Poisoning Prank in Midgaard
Written by Wispen  (867 views)

In recent reports, there has been a spate of food, or rather drink poisoning cases in Midgaard. The main victims of these crimes have been the vast majority of vampires residing in the city of Midgaard and this has resulted in numerous complaints written in to A.L.I.V.E, the Association of the Living-dead Including all Vampric Entities. Clerics in the city have reported a significant increase in the number of vampire patients. Blood drives to supplement supplies of clean blood have been organised.

Lasher's Wonton Soup
Written by Ilyssa  (879 views)

Lasher was recently suffering from a very bad cold and was sniffling very badly. He was using up tissues at a very fast rate of 1 box every 3 minutes.

News (con't)
Searching the Skies, Part I
Written by Nehtor  (883 views)

Exploration is reaching new heights; several new areas have been discovered lately, but with what consequences?

Children of Midgaard Eagerly Await Santa
Written by Kittenbane  (925 views)

All over Midgaard, the squealing voices of children can be heard crying out, "Where's Santa Claus?!  When will he be here?"  The answer, of course, is that he will be here when he gets here.

News (con't)
Crime Spree Hits Mega-City One
Written by Barkin  (1017 views)

Over the past two weeks, crime has risen 35 percent in Mega-City One. One store in particular has had the worst luck of all.

December Horoscopes
Written by Meleana  (852 views)

Check out what Aardwolf and the real world have in store for you this holiday.


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